
Every day a barrage of unfamiliar sounds parades through Taipei’s streets. There are the scooters that putter through the streets and into the city’s many lanes and alleys. There is the old man who mumbles sweet-monotone nothings into a bullhorn while driving a loud vehicle, every morning around 9 a.m. And then there is the MIDI version of Für Elise (circa mid-90s Angelfire websites) that is blasted at 10:30 p.m. every night in my neighbourhood except Wednesday and Sunday. When I start to hear the sounds of Beethoven bleat, I know it is time to take out the garbage.
Taking out the garbage has never been such a confusing and communal experience. In the Netherlands, the process was was almost exactly like it is in Canada. Waste is separated from the recyclables, garbage is collected in a bag and placed in a bin, recyclables into a separate bin and both bins are placed on the street on a designated day to be picked up. The only twists were that organic waste has its own container in Canada and in the Netherlands glass bottles were brought to giant neighbour containers and separated by colour. It never occurred to me that there was any other way to dispose of waste even existed until I got here.
A few days after I moved into my apartment I asked my landlord, who only speaks Mandarin, where to put my garbage. After performing an abridged version of Für Elise, she mimed 10:30 p.m. and Shida park for me. Finally, I had a starting point for what would become a two-week journey. After consulting a few English speakers, I found out that special garbage bags needed to be purchased and any other plastic bag would be denied. So off I went to Wellcome, the local supermarket to buy some. The bags are blue and each comes with a sticker, printed with a currency-like texture, declaring each bag’s unique serial number. I purchased one pack of 20 bags cost $45 NTD and happily began to collect trash.

My next obstacles came in a set of two. After further investigation I found out that organic waste could not be placed in these blue bags and had to be packaged separately. Used toilet paper, for the record, is not organic nor usually flushed down the toilet. There is still a furious debate about whether Taipei’s sewage system can handle having toilet paper flushed into its old pipes and soiled paper is collected garbage bags. (More on this in a future post I’m sure.)
This rule about organic waste did not bode well with the pile of fruit peel that was collecting in my room and the consequent fruit flies. But being home at 10:30 p.m. proved to be a more difficult task than I thought. I found myself packaging illegal garbage full of organic waste and secretly dumping them at the public garbage bins at Shida Park, the park in front of my apartment. However, my method is not as a bad as some people I know who keep bags of organic waste in the freezer to stave away the rotting until they find the right moment to toss it.
This cycle continued for a few weeks until I could stand the mystery and my failure no more. Finally, one night, I schlepped out of the house, towing my blue bag as well as my cardboards and plastic bottles. I made it no further than about halfway down my street before an old woman stopped me and took my recyclables. I let her have them figuring it would probably take more effort to figure out why she wanted them. At 10:30 p.m. a series of trucks pulled up in front of the park and the neighbourhood got to work. The garbage men pulled giant blue bins off the truck for everyone to dump their organic waste into. (The dirty bags that contained them were thrown in the back of the regular garbage truck.) Had I not parted with my recyclables so soon, I could have thrown them onto the separate recyclable trucks. I consulted some fellow foreigners and apparently people show up early to take others recyclables in order to sell for money. Their haul takes away from the money the government would be making but who really wants to argue over literal scraps?
It’s been about two weeks since I first completed this ritual and it’s about time for me to do it again. My immersion into Taiwanese life is slow but moving along. Now I just have to figure out what that old man is yelling in the morning.




